if there’s something I like is imagining my two otps in every form and shape and timeline
He… he does know that Grandpa is a taxidermied corpse, right…?
Why do people use the bible as an excuse to be homophobic? Look at all the things the bible forbids.
Just to point this out
he looks really sad about the no football one
*goes down list* *sighs* Everybody always gets the mixed-fabrics one wrong.
So what does it mean, then? Genuinely curious over here.
|me:||does this look better one pixel to the left or one pixel to the right|
|me:||I can't decide between these two incredibly similar colors|
|me:||should this be on overlay or soft light|
|me:||75% OR 74% OPACITY|
this video is entitled “tumblr feminists” and i prepared myself to get angry before watching it but damn if it isn’t spot on
"What they are really saying is that they hate women. They hate women with opinions who are honest and angry."
I thought this was gonna be cissexist and then it wasnt
oh I like her.
GOOD GOD THIS IS LIKE EATING RAW COCOA
EVEN AS I TYPE NOW I CAN FEEL IT BURNING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT
DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT SUGAR IS
IT IS STILL BURNING
I DRANK LIKE A PINT OF RIBENA
AND IT STILL BURNS
what a bunch of wimps
i dont understand its just chocolate its not even dark chocolate its just regular old hershey’s milk chocolate
what where you expecting
Just to clear things up I’m british and I was expecting a bar of chocolate that had some semblance of sugar or milk
Hershey’s just appears to be solid cocoa death
wait so is british chocolate just like pure sugar or something
How do you think we survive such long periods of uninteresting bland politics and weather
i love the real world news via tumblr
good lord try eating dark chocolate… i would like to see their reactions to that :3
the british are weak, we have found their achilles heel
I can totally vouch for this. I’m British and I tried Hershey’s once, sure biting into it was okay but I wasn’t prepared for the vomit after-taste that accompanies it >.< How the fuck do you people eat that shit I don’t know
Hershey’s milk chocolate is too sugary for me. YOU BRITISH ARE WEAK
See, this is kind of funny. I vastly prefer British chocolates because they taste more chocolatey. American chocolates, especially milk chocolate, taste of wax and death. I taste no cocoa in American chocolates at all.
85% cocoa black-as-death Lindt, Zotter, Vivani or Maestrani for me, please. Everything else is for anglo-saxon weaklings.
Are you sure the trouble you’re having isn’t with the corn syrup that infests American food like a subsidized faux-sugar plague?
like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperone at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus
I dunno — I see 13- and 14-year-olds on my followers list and it actually makes me really happy. like hi kids, welcome to Auntie Toon’s place, how’s your day going, there’s sandwiches on the table and lemonade in the fridge, let’s talk about awesome things and horrible things, let’s talk about movies and food and sociopolitics and personal lives, I promise not to judge you uncharitably
basically I want to be the kind of grownup I needed in my life when I was 14